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"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!"

• Me: When you walk to the store, will you look to see if there is a good spot to lock my bike up near the Starbucks?
• Best Friend Nick: You know I was thinking about it yesterday when I took your bike out. The brakes were actually kind of bad. And this isn't a very bike friendly area... sidewalks just end...
• Me: My brakes are bad? But I bought the bike refurbished?
• Best Friend Nick: Well let me show you... ::shows me::
• Me: Hm, well the bike is all rusted now from sitting out in my sister's shed for 9 months. When I bought it refurbished it had no rust.
• Best Friend Nick: Well it has rust now.
• Me: Maybe that's why the brakes don't work well.
• Best Friend Nick: Maybe.
• Me: Remind me, when I use this kind of bike lock don't I attached it to the main frame and the front wheel so people don't steal it?
• Best Friend Nick: Why are you asking me? I don't know anything about bikes. I don't have a mustache. Or wear a neck kerchief. Or wear tight jeans with one leg rolled up. I'm not some bike wielding hipster.